Exhibit 04 / the afterparty
One Question, Seven Booths.
The intern booked the whole trade show. Nobody agreed what the product was, so every chain brought a nameplate and a prepared answer.
Pick a booth. Give it a real requirement. The answer arrives with a prop, a source, and one follow-up the intern refuses to let slide.
The ensemble / seven prepared remarks
Pick the booth that has to answer.
Each character gets a real strength, a recurring tell, and a question they hoped the intern would forget. Select a nameplate to put it at the microphone.
Satire The voices and booth props are fictional framing. The mechanism receipts inside the interview link to primary documentation.
The interview / put the brief back on the table
What does the job actually need?
No question on file. Pick a booth, then choose a requirement.
Choose a booth, then ask one real requirement.
Source drawer: what is fact, joke, and booth furniture?
Sourced Mechanism notes quote or compress the linked primary documentation.
Satire Character voice, evasions, and the intern’s interventions are editorial framing.
Toy Queue tickets, slides, checklists, agendas, bookings, passes, and charts are fictional props.
- Bitcoin developer guide: transactions and mining
- Ethereum developer docs: gas, accounts, scaling, and smart contracts
- Solana fees, accounts, and transactions; validator requirements
- Cardano fee structure, extended UTXO, and stake pools
- XRP Ledger consensus protocol, fee voting, and accounts
- BNB Smart Chain introduction, staking overview, and validator security
- Rusty Kaspa, KIP-17, and KIP-20
Source links and mechanism wording reviewed 14 September 2026.